DONTCHA!

Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me!!
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me!!
DONTCHA!!
DONTCHA!!!


Turn-ons:
Telling the whole planet that I want a boyfriend
Carrots
Chasing the little kids out of my playhouse

Turn-offs:
Not being allowed to see my boyfriend
No carrots
Little kids in my playhouse

Soon, soon the farmer says that I will get to see my boyfriend. She says to be patient and wait. I can't WAIT!!